Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Hottest Blowjobs (according to 2 chicks at the bar)


see #5 of the Hot Things I've Heard post.

So the one chick said that her hottest BJ was when she was coming back into town from a day skiing with friends.  They were in a Chevy Suburban and all the seats were full.  It was dark out and everyone was tired and sleeping for the 3 hour trip back.  Her boyfriend was in the seat against the window and she was snuggling up beside him.  She was pretty sure no one was awake, except the driver who she was directly behind.  She slid her hand down her bf's pants and started massaging his cock.  She undid his pants and slid them down a bit and then started blowing him until he came.  She said it was her hottest BJ because all her friends were around and because her bf had told her that was his favourite BJ that she had ever given him, mostly because it was out of character for her, she's usually pretty reserved.

The other chick said her hottest BJ was hot just from the preparation and complexity point of view.  It was he bf's birthday.  She had phoned him at work and told him that when he got to her place that night she was going to suck his cock and that he was ordered to think about the imminent cock sucking all day at work.  (Anticipation is such a great thing!)  She had gone all romantic and turned the lights off and light 20 or so candles that she had placed all over her apartment.  When he got there after work she asked him if he had been thinking about the BJ all day and he said (well I'm a guy so I knew what he said before she even told me) the BJ was all that he could think of all day!  Being the correct answer, she brought him over to the couch, took of his suit jack and pants and gave him his birthday blowjob.

My most sincere thanks to the two chicks for sharing their BJ stories.  I should probably thank the tequila since that probably had more to to with their openess!

Nothing like a good blowjob story. 

If I were king I would require bloggers to post their hot BJ stories!  Tell me I wouldn't be a great monarch. 

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