Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Hottest Blowjobs (according to 2 chicks at the bar)


see #5 of the Hot Things I've Heard post.

So the one chick said that her hottest BJ was when she was coming back into town from a day skiing with friends.  They were in a Chevy Suburban and all the seats were full.  It was dark out and everyone was tired and sleeping for the 3 hour trip back.  Her boyfriend was in the seat against the window and she was snuggling up beside him.  She was pretty sure no one was awake, except the driver who she was directly behind.  She slid her hand down her bf's pants and started massaging his cock.  She undid his pants and slid them down a bit and then started blowing him until he came.  She said it was her hottest BJ because all her friends were around and because her bf had told her that was his favourite BJ that she had ever given him, mostly because it was out of character for her, she's usually pretty reserved.

The other chick said her hottest BJ was hot just from the preparation and complexity point of view.  It was he bf's birthday.  She had phoned him at work and told him that when he got to her place that night she was going to suck his cock and that he was ordered to think about the imminent cock sucking all day at work.  (Anticipation is such a great thing!)  She had gone all romantic and turned the lights off and light 20 or so candles that she had placed all over her apartment.  When he got there after work she asked him if he had been thinking about the BJ all day and he said (well I'm a guy so I knew what he said before she even told me) the BJ was all that he could think of all day!  Being the correct answer, she brought him over to the couch, took of his suit jack and pants and gave him his birthday blowjob.

My most sincere thanks to the two chicks for sharing their BJ stories.  I should probably thank the tequila since that probably had more to to with their openess!

Nothing like a good blowjob story. 

If I were king I would require bloggers to post their hot BJ stories!  Tell me I wouldn't be a great monarch. 

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Hot Things I’ve Heard

  1. A girl I know had always wanted to go to a nude beach and finally got enough courage to do it last summer. She went by herself and said she really liked it and thought that it was pretty fun that you meet and talk to more people there than at bars, etc. She also found it very arousing. She loved being able to check out all the naked bodies and she loved that people would check out her body too, every part of it. She said it was good for her ego. By the later afternoon she said it got a bit cold, the wind off the water was a bit nippy. So she just wrapped herself up in her beach blanket. Her hands were on her thighs and eventually she realized that she could do anything under the blanket and no one would know. Since she was so horny, she actually fingered herself under the blanket. I thought that was so hot, she comes across as pretty conservative normally. She was beside 3 guys that she had been talking to during the day and she said they were all pretty hot so she was looking at their naked bodies to masturbate, her sunglasses hiding that her eyes were on them. She said she managed to come twice. She said she came once rubbing her clit and then later stuck 2 fingers inside her pussy and fucked herself to another orgasm, all while staring at her favourite 3 cocks on the beach. I told her that I’m definitely going with her to the beach this summer! Ahhhhhh, the possibilities nude beaches bring…
  2. Carmilla told me that once she fingered herself fantasizing about me in the bathroom at work. I love that I turned her on so much that she couldn’t even get through a work day without needing to come. Super funny too because we were going to be having sex after work anyways. Gotta love her out of control libido!
  3. I was out for drinks with a friend and she brought one of her friends, Alexa, whom I had never met. I can’t remember how the conversation started, but Alexa ended up admitting (after 8 or so glasses of wine) that she had had sex on a plane. But it wasn’t in the plane’s bathroom, it was in the seats! She had got drunk with the guy beside her and they ended up kissing, fooling around and eventually she straddled him in his seat and started riding him! Talk about crazy! She said the fucking part didn’t go on for very long because the stewardesses busted them and were actually pretty angry. So they had to behave themselves after that. Not sure why they thought they could get away with fucking in the seats in front of everyone, but I guess that was the booze talking. A mile high club one night stand… awesome! Another reason why women should always were a skirt, you never know when it will come in handy! Alexa actually works in my industry so I think I should get to know her better!
  4. One of my fav waitresses at my fav bar told me she is sleeping with 2 of the DJs and so she now calls herself a DJ slut.
  5. At my bar I overheard a chick say my fav 2 words: blow job. So I turned around to get into that conversation. It was 2 girls and they said they were talking about the hottest blow jobs they had given. Glad they let me into the conversation! The hottest blow jobs is definitely worthy of its own blog entry, hope to get to it soon.