Carmilla (not her real name but it is the pseudonym I like best for her, check out the novel, it is pretty cool) is a co-worker of mine. I was sleeping with her for, I don't know, about a year I guess. She hit on me at our Christmas party in a very non-subtle way... pushing her large boobs into my chest as I talked to her. The sex was top notch. We would come back to my place at lunch since I live near work and we would fuck and rush back to work. Ahhhh, the nooner... gotta love it. Other times we would come to my place after work. Sometimes I would go into her office after work when most people had gone home and she would blow me which was fucking hot but it was also pretty risky... I wasn't worried so much about losing my job as I was some ugly chick from accounting seeing my cock ;) One of my favourite times was Christmas Eve, there were no cabs to be found after work which frustrated us to no end because we didn't have much time, so we ended up getting an expensive hotel room and fucking right downtown. I bought some Champagne and we had some great sex, including anal at her request, before she had to rush home to her boyfriend. Sometimes we would eat lunch in the food court and sit somewhere with a bit of privacy and she would rub my cock and I would fondle her breasts and rub her pussy through her business suit pants. We would make out in the elevator going back up to work and she would leave me with a hard-on and I would have to make it to my office without anyone noticing, it was kind of like running a gauntlet! I presume this is what drove Leonard Cohen to write Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On.
One time I woke up in the morning all confused in a drunken/hungover state and completely late for work and had a girl next to me that I had met at the bar the night before. This is Meaghan. We were both in a panic because we were so late for work. We were laughing because of our situation, and because of the jagermeister still running through our veins, and we exchanged names because it was obvious we didn't remember them. I told her I was taking a cab downtown and she said she was too. I told her what intersection I was going to and she said she was going to the same one. We kind of looked at each other strangely and I then said "Which building???" and she told me and I burst out laughing because it was the same one I worked in. I then asked her what floor and it turned out she was just 6 floors below me! What a coincidence.
This past 2010 work Christmas party I pretty well had the same thing happen. I met Lynne (not part of my company, she just happened to be at the same bar) in a drunken stupour, brought her home with me and when we were talking the next morning, in the same late-for-work-drunken-stupour that I seem to be frequently in, it turned out she worked in the building next to me and knew some of my industry peers (oh oh!).
Now that I am writing this, I realize that I've slept with a bunch of women from my industry (including another one that I just met 2 weeks ago). So far things have always worked out for me with all these women, no major blow-ups that have ruined our working relationships, but I guess that is just a matter of time..
I think my next coincidence is bound to be going home with a girl that lives in the same building I do. Well it would make for convenient sex, but I think that would be too close for comfort.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
International Sex
Thought it would be fun if I compiled a list of international connections I have had.
Countries I Have Had Sex In:
Nationalities Of Girls I've Had Sex With (as far as I can remember anyways):
Number Of Girls I've Made Out With At The Eiffel Tower:
Countries I Have Had Sex In:
- Canada
- USA
- France
- England
- Greece (on a nice sandy beach!)
- Italy (on a train in the middle of the night)
- Canadian
- American
- Australian
- Russian
- English
Number Of Girls I've Made Out With At The Eiffel Tower:
- 5
For some reason it seems that many women have always wanted to get all romantic at the Eiffel Tower. The wine probably helps as does being away from your home country and their boyfriend! But I won't complain since it has all worked in my favour.
Monday, October 11, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
The Hottest Blowjobs (according to 2 chicks at the bar)
see #5 of the Hot Things I've Heard post.
So the one chick said that her hottest BJ was when she was coming back into town from a day skiing with friends. They were in a Chevy Suburban and all the seats were full. It was dark out and everyone was tired and sleeping for the 3 hour trip back. Her boyfriend was in the seat against the window and she was snuggling up beside him. She was pretty sure no one was awake, except the driver who she was directly behind. She slid her hand down her bf's pants and started massaging his cock. She undid his pants and slid them down a bit and then started blowing him until he came. She said it was her hottest BJ because all her friends were around and because her bf had told her that was his favourite BJ that she had ever given him, mostly because it was out of character for her, she's usually pretty reserved.
The other chick said her hottest BJ was hot just from the preparation and complexity point of view. It was he bf's birthday. She had phoned him at work and told him that when he got to her place that night she was going to suck his cock and that he was ordered to think about the imminent cock sucking all day at work. (Anticipation is such a great thing!) She had gone all romantic and turned the lights off and light 20 or so candles that she had placed all over her apartment. When he got there after work she asked him if he had been thinking about the BJ all day and he said (well I'm a guy so I knew what he said before she even told me) the BJ was all that he could think of all day! Being the correct answer, she brought him over to the couch, took of his suit jack and pants and gave him his birthday blowjob.
My most sincere thanks to the two chicks for sharing their BJ stories. I should probably thank the tequila since that probably had more to to with their openess!
Nothing like a good blowjob story.
If I were king I would require bloggers to post their hot BJ stories! Tell me I wouldn't be a great monarch.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Hot Things I’ve Heard
- A girl I know had always wanted to go to a nude beach and finally got enough courage to do it last summer. She went by herself and said she really liked it and thought that it was pretty fun that you meet and talk to more people there than at bars, etc. She also found it very arousing. She loved being able to check out all the naked bodies and she loved that people would check out her body too, every part of it. She said it was good for her ego. By the later afternoon she said it got a bit cold, the wind off the water was a bit nippy. So she just wrapped herself up in her beach blanket. Her hands were on her thighs and eventually she realized that she could do anything under the blanket and no one would know. Since she was so horny, she actually fingered herself under the blanket. I thought that was so hot, she comes across as pretty conservative normally. She was beside 3 guys that she had been talking to during the day and she said they were all pretty hot so she was looking at their naked bodies to masturbate, her sunglasses hiding that her eyes were on them. She said she managed to come twice. She said she came once rubbing her clit and then later stuck 2 fingers inside her pussy and fucked herself to another orgasm, all while staring at her favourite 3 cocks on the beach. I told her that I’m definitely going with her to the beach this summer! Ahhhhhh, the possibilities nude beaches bring…
- Carmilla told me that once she fingered herself fantasizing about me in the bathroom at work. I love that I turned her on so much that she couldn’t even get through a work day without needing to come. Super funny too because we were going to be having sex after work anyways. Gotta love her out of control libido!
- I was out for drinks with a friend and she brought one of her friends, Alexa, whom I had never met. I can’t remember how the conversation started, but Alexa ended up admitting (after 8 or so glasses of wine) that she had had sex on a plane. But it wasn’t in the plane’s bathroom, it was in the seats! She had got drunk with the guy beside her and they ended up kissing, fooling around and eventually she straddled him in his seat and started riding him! Talk about crazy! She said the fucking part didn’t go on for very long because the stewardesses busted them and were actually pretty angry. So they had to behave themselves after that. Not sure why they thought they could get away with fucking in the seats in front of everyone, but I guess that was the booze talking. A mile high club one night stand… awesome! Another reason why women should always were a skirt, you never know when it will come in handy! Alexa actually works in my industry so I think I should get to know her better!
- One of my fav waitresses at my fav bar told me she is sleeping with 2 of the DJs and so she now calls herself a DJ slut.
- At my bar I overheard a chick say my fav 2 words: blow job. So I turned around to get into that conversation. It was 2 girls and they said they were talking about the hottest blow jobs they had given. Glad they let me into the conversation! The hottest blow jobs is definitely worthy of its own blog entry, hope to get to it soon.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Watch Me Watch You Watch Me
I screwed around with S three times I think. She’s the first person I have had any kind of “sexual relations” with since The Ex broke up with me. All 3 times we were really drunk and it was 4am by the time we got back to my place. She didn’t want to have sex (she’s one of those “It’s too soon” type of women who can’t just have sex on the first, second or third date) so she just gave me head (ie: sexual relations). When I’m that drunk I usually can’t come from getting head (come? shit, I can’t even walk or figure out a 15% tip on a $100 bar bill!). So anyways I ended up jerking myself off and when I would be about to come she would bring her mouth onto the head of my cock and take my come into her mouth. Nice, I didn’t even ask for her to do that.
Afterwards she told me that she had never had a guy masturbate and she thought it was really hot and now she was going to have to go home and masturbate too (she said she was too shy to masturbate in front of me and she also didn’t want me to do it for her because “It’s still too soon”… argggg!). Hmmm, I just presumed most people do this with each other, not on the first couple dates but eventually. Am I wrong?
I recently came across some “reality” porn where there are 2 models who watch a guy jerk off for them. The 2 women actually do look genuinely excited. The other videos on the site seem pretty lame, but this video’s trailer is here: http://www.purecfnm.com/tour02.htm
So it got me thinking of the women I have been who I have done that for or who had done that for me. C had the biggest thing for watching me jerk off for her, which is strange because I wouldn't describe her as having a crazy libido. We’d have sex and she would often move my hand onto my cock, which was the obvious sign that she wanted to watch me. She wouldn’t reciprocate, but that was OK because it was satisfying just to watch her get really turned on and to know that I was tapping into her fetish.
She worked earlier than I did in the morning and I would be getting into the shower shortly before she was to leave the apartment. Many times she would come into the bathroom, pull the curtains and sit up on the sink counter facing me. I knew what that meant, she wanted me to jerk off for her before work. She said that was her favourite thing, watching me do it in the shower. She worked in an office so she was always in her professional clothes and looked really hot. I liked her look of a white dress shirt and a skirt, so hot. And sometimes when she had a skirt she would slowly spread her legs for me and I remember the first time that she did that when she wasn’t wearing any underwear, which meant that sometimes she doesn’t wear underwear to work all the time which I thought was pretty hot. Sometimes she would show up with her vibrator, not to use on her pussy while she watched me, but to suck on as she watched.
One of the times she didn’t have underwear on she waited until I told her I was about to come and then she jumped down from the counter, turned around with her skirt lifted and told me to come in her pussy. I managed to get inside her surprisingly wet pussy and fuck it for about 5 seconds before blasting my wad of come inside her. She then wiped herself up a bit and ran out the front door so quickly that my come was still warm inside her. She phoned me at lunch time and told me that some of my come had started oozing out on the bus but that there were to many people to be able to wipe it up without anyone noticing, so she couldn’t do anything. On her short walk into work from where she gets off the bus she said she could feel my come slowly running down the inside of her thigh.
Another time, when I was about to come she got down and told me she wanted to taste me all morning at work and so she blew me.
Of course by the time she got home from work she would be incredibly horny from the morning’s events and so I would get to tease her by taking my time to getting to her needs. Actually she was also the first woman I had jerked off for. I remember we were in bed and she was watching me and then she took one of her breasts into her hand and brought it to my mouth to suck on while I jerked off. Having her participate was fun and sucking on her tit really turned me on so I came on her stomach.
She had a kind of fetish where she liked to be in a public place with coyly have the evidence of sex somewhere on her. Makes me wonder at all the people we see in every day situations… who among us is hiding something similar? It’s an erotic thought :)
Afterwards she told me that she had never had a guy masturbate and she thought it was really hot and now she was going to have to go home and masturbate too (she said she was too shy to masturbate in front of me and she also didn’t want me to do it for her because “It’s still too soon”… argggg!). Hmmm, I just presumed most people do this with each other, not on the first couple dates but eventually. Am I wrong?
I recently came across some “reality” porn where there are 2 models who watch a guy jerk off for them. The 2 women actually do look genuinely excited. The other videos on the site seem pretty lame, but this video’s trailer is here: http://www.purecfnm.com/tour02.htm
So it got me thinking of the women I have been who I have done that for or who had done that for me. C had the biggest thing for watching me jerk off for her, which is strange because I wouldn't describe her as having a crazy libido. We’d have sex and she would often move my hand onto my cock, which was the obvious sign that she wanted to watch me. She wouldn’t reciprocate, but that was OK because it was satisfying just to watch her get really turned on and to know that I was tapping into her fetish.
She worked earlier than I did in the morning and I would be getting into the shower shortly before she was to leave the apartment. Many times she would come into the bathroom, pull the curtains and sit up on the sink counter facing me. I knew what that meant, she wanted me to jerk off for her before work. She said that was her favourite thing, watching me do it in the shower. She worked in an office so she was always in her professional clothes and looked really hot. I liked her look of a white dress shirt and a skirt, so hot. And sometimes when she had a skirt she would slowly spread her legs for me and I remember the first time that she did that when she wasn’t wearing any underwear, which meant that sometimes she doesn’t wear underwear to work all the time which I thought was pretty hot. Sometimes she would show up with her vibrator, not to use on her pussy while she watched me, but to suck on as she watched.
One of the times she didn’t have underwear on she waited until I told her I was about to come and then she jumped down from the counter, turned around with her skirt lifted and told me to come in her pussy. I managed to get inside her surprisingly wet pussy and fuck it for about 5 seconds before blasting my wad of come inside her. She then wiped herself up a bit and ran out the front door so quickly that my come was still warm inside her. She phoned me at lunch time and told me that some of my come had started oozing out on the bus but that there were to many people to be able to wipe it up without anyone noticing, so she couldn’t do anything. On her short walk into work from where she gets off the bus she said she could feel my come slowly running down the inside of her thigh.
Another time, when I was about to come she got down and told me she wanted to taste me all morning at work and so she blew me.
Of course by the time she got home from work she would be incredibly horny from the morning’s events and so I would get to tease her by taking my time to getting to her needs. Actually she was also the first woman I had jerked off for. I remember we were in bed and she was watching me and then she took one of her breasts into her hand and brought it to my mouth to suck on while I jerked off. Having her participate was fun and sucking on her tit really turned me on so I came on her stomach.
She had a kind of fetish where she liked to be in a public place with coyly have the evidence of sex somewhere on her. Makes me wonder at all the people we see in every day situations… who among us is hiding something similar? It’s an erotic thought :)
Saturday, July 21, 2007
TOP 3 BLOW JOBS!!
Talk about the ultimate list. What a joy to sit back, relax and lazily think about every blow job you have ever had. I think all men & women should have a BJ list. They’re not in order, they’re just blow jobs that have been memorable for me for one reason or another. I’ll add to the list if I remember more. Ah, what a sweet work in progress.
1) Elle: she & I met in Paris 2 years ago at a hostel. We had got together one of the first nights that we met and luckily we were both in town long enough to make it more than just a one night stand and stay friends. I have other stories with her in but those will have to wait. One day we went out to Versailles, the worst day of the trip actually. It was super rainy and cold, a drastic change from the awesome summer weather we had become used to. So when we got back to the hostel we were cold, wet, tired & cranky. We went to our my bed in the dorm room and we both crawled in and snuggled. Although there were about 10 beds in the room, no one else was there for the time being. We started kissing and fooling around a bit and then she looked me in they eye and said one of the sexiest things ever “I want your cock in my mouth”. It was such a turn on to hear that. The room had a washroom in it so we went into it and I quickly became naked. I was leaning up against the sink and she got down on her knees and started sucking. I loved how she used her hand on the shaft while she sucked. Sometimes I don’t like it because it turns into more of a hand job but she had the balance between the two down pat. And the skin on her hands was so soft. With her other hand she played with my balls. She has gorgeous eyes and I just melt when she looks up at me from her knees while my cock is in her mouth. The excitement of being in Paris, being naked in a bathroom with the rest of the hostel so close by, having sex with someone new and having my cock in her mouth all quickly built up and I started coming. I don’t mind when women don’t want me to come in their mouth, I can understand where they are coming from. But Elle would always take the first couple spurts of my come in her mouth before taking her mouth away and jerking me off onto her. I always thought that was so hot of her. It was such a great blow job. I think we then cleaned each other up and then went and snuggled and slept some more.
2) C: what makes a great blow job is never easy to predict. I think it is way more than just how the woman makes it feel, the whole situation and your surroundings somehow come into play. C and I were in a long relationship and she didn’t have a very high sex drive and wasn’t very adventurous. Once we were on vacation in Toronto and were staying at a friend’s house on the couch for a week so we couldn’t have sex. I finally had reached my breaking point and luckily enough our friend had left and gone to work. C was in the bathroom getting ready to shower and I had to let it be know that I needed some serious attention, you know how men do that. Surprisingly she was in a giving mood and when I came into the bathroom completely naked with a hard on, she went straight to “Girlfriend Defcon 1”, which in civilian speak means she got down on her knees in front of me and began blowing me. She usually only had sex in the dark because she was shy, so this was a treat as the light were on so I got to watch her, watch her lips take my cock in & out of her mouth. I don’t think I had ever actually seen my cock in her mouth before, which is pretty weird now that I think of it. And there was a mirror behind her so I got to watch the reflection of the back of her head bobbing back and forth. It totally turned me on to watch my cock go in & out of her mouth that I began coming and she just kept sucking and took my load in her mouth and swallowed. I was so shocked that she had done that, she had never taken it in her mouth or swallowed before, heck she would barely ever go down on me even. That was such a cherry on top of what was already great. She didn’t have any problems swallowing which surprised her. So after that she was hooked, it wasn’t that she wasn’t into it in the past it turns out, she just needed a little confidence and she got it that day. After that she was always going down on me and swallowing. She said it was such a turn on to do that and it felt so satisfying to give a blow job from start to finish. So much fun to be a part of someone’s sexual development!
3) Tara: I met her in Paris too. Actually I met her on the plane on the way over. I noticed her in front of me and thought she was pretty hot, so it was shocking that I would end up with her! I went to get up from my seat to go to the bathroom and I made the error that lots of people do on planes, I grabbed the seat in front of me to pull myself up from my seat. And in doing so I grabbed the hair of hot chick in front of me. Woops. So I said sorry, etc and when we were getting off the plane hours later I apologized again and we started talking. She was American so didn’t know French at all, I did and we were both going to get the train to take us from the airport to downtown Paris. We got downtown and she was gonna come with me while I found myself a cheap hotel before I helped her find her way to her friend’s place. Glad I didn’t start staying in hostels until a few days later. Eventually we said our goodbyes. I went back to my hotel room to shower and unpack. I was getting ready to go out and discover the city when there was a knock on my door. I opened it and it was Tara again, still with all her suitcases (man, can she not pack light for a 3 day trip?). Her friend is unreliable and turns out she wasn’t home and she can’t get a hold of her. So we left her suitcases in my room and we cruised the city together and got to know each other. Eventually we had dinner and started drinking wine. Then we found a bar and proceeded to get pretty drunk. I knew I was gonna hit on her and I was pretty confident because she seemed into me. So eventually I did. I think I actually leaned in and asked her if I could kiss her. She was bewildered that I would actually ask instead of just going for it. OK, maybe I am weird. Anyhoo we started making out and eventually went back to my hotel room. Unfortunately she was bleeding so she didn’t want to have sex but she said that wouldn’t stop her from going down on me. Not one to argue her totally logical point, I let her. She was very good at giving head and I love it when chicks lick my balls. After a while it was obvious that I was way too drunk to come (tequila seems to do that to me L) so I told her it was ok to stop. She said she was not having any of that and was gonna suck my cock until I came. I was shocked at how dedicated and confident she was! Most women I’ve met would have just stopped. But Tara is not most women I was happy to find out. It was so hot that she cared if I came or not and that she hadn’t gone this far just to stop. So she put a lot more effort into her sucking and licking and I think that combined with how turned on it made me to hear her not take no for an answer (apparently “no means yes” really turns me on) I finally came and when I told her I was going to come she just kept sucking and made me come in her mouth. Man, she is such a turn on to have suck your cock. I was totally impressed by her.
1) Elle: she & I met in Paris 2 years ago at a hostel. We had got together one of the first nights that we met and luckily we were both in town long enough to make it more than just a one night stand and stay friends. I have other stories with her in but those will have to wait. One day we went out to Versailles, the worst day of the trip actually. It was super rainy and cold, a drastic change from the awesome summer weather we had become used to. So when we got back to the hostel we were cold, wet, tired & cranky. We went to our my bed in the dorm room and we both crawled in and snuggled. Although there were about 10 beds in the room, no one else was there for the time being. We started kissing and fooling around a bit and then she looked me in they eye and said one of the sexiest things ever “I want your cock in my mouth”. It was such a turn on to hear that. The room had a washroom in it so we went into it and I quickly became naked. I was leaning up against the sink and she got down on her knees and started sucking. I loved how she used her hand on the shaft while she sucked. Sometimes I don’t like it because it turns into more of a hand job but she had the balance between the two down pat. And the skin on her hands was so soft. With her other hand she played with my balls. She has gorgeous eyes and I just melt when she looks up at me from her knees while my cock is in her mouth. The excitement of being in Paris, being naked in a bathroom with the rest of the hostel so close by, having sex with someone new and having my cock in her mouth all quickly built up and I started coming. I don’t mind when women don’t want me to come in their mouth, I can understand where they are coming from. But Elle would always take the first couple spurts of my come in her mouth before taking her mouth away and jerking me off onto her. I always thought that was so hot of her. It was such a great blow job. I think we then cleaned each other up and then went and snuggled and slept some more.
2) C: what makes a great blow job is never easy to predict. I think it is way more than just how the woman makes it feel, the whole situation and your surroundings somehow come into play. C and I were in a long relationship and she didn’t have a very high sex drive and wasn’t very adventurous. Once we were on vacation in Toronto and were staying at a friend’s house on the couch for a week so we couldn’t have sex. I finally had reached my breaking point and luckily enough our friend had left and gone to work. C was in the bathroom getting ready to shower and I had to let it be know that I needed some serious attention, you know how men do that. Surprisingly she was in a giving mood and when I came into the bathroom completely naked with a hard on, she went straight to “Girlfriend Defcon 1”, which in civilian speak means she got down on her knees in front of me and began blowing me. She usually only had sex in the dark because she was shy, so this was a treat as the light were on so I got to watch her, watch her lips take my cock in & out of her mouth. I don’t think I had ever actually seen my cock in her mouth before, which is pretty weird now that I think of it. And there was a mirror behind her so I got to watch the reflection of the back of her head bobbing back and forth. It totally turned me on to watch my cock go in & out of her mouth that I began coming and she just kept sucking and took my load in her mouth and swallowed. I was so shocked that she had done that, she had never taken it in her mouth or swallowed before, heck she would barely ever go down on me even. That was such a cherry on top of what was already great. She didn’t have any problems swallowing which surprised her. So after that she was hooked, it wasn’t that she wasn’t into it in the past it turns out, she just needed a little confidence and she got it that day. After that she was always going down on me and swallowing. She said it was such a turn on to do that and it felt so satisfying to give a blow job from start to finish. So much fun to be a part of someone’s sexual development!
3) Tara: I met her in Paris too. Actually I met her on the plane on the way over. I noticed her in front of me and thought she was pretty hot, so it was shocking that I would end up with her! I went to get up from my seat to go to the bathroom and I made the error that lots of people do on planes, I grabbed the seat in front of me to pull myself up from my seat. And in doing so I grabbed the hair of hot chick in front of me. Woops. So I said sorry, etc and when we were getting off the plane hours later I apologized again and we started talking. She was American so didn’t know French at all, I did and we were both going to get the train to take us from the airport to downtown Paris. We got downtown and she was gonna come with me while I found myself a cheap hotel before I helped her find her way to her friend’s place. Glad I didn’t start staying in hostels until a few days later. Eventually we said our goodbyes. I went back to my hotel room to shower and unpack. I was getting ready to go out and discover the city when there was a knock on my door. I opened it and it was Tara again, still with all her suitcases (man, can she not pack light for a 3 day trip?). Her friend is unreliable and turns out she wasn’t home and she can’t get a hold of her. So we left her suitcases in my room and we cruised the city together and got to know each other. Eventually we had dinner and started drinking wine. Then we found a bar and proceeded to get pretty drunk. I knew I was gonna hit on her and I was pretty confident because she seemed into me. So eventually I did. I think I actually leaned in and asked her if I could kiss her. She was bewildered that I would actually ask instead of just going for it. OK, maybe I am weird. Anyhoo we started making out and eventually went back to my hotel room. Unfortunately she was bleeding so she didn’t want to have sex but she said that wouldn’t stop her from going down on me. Not one to argue her totally logical point, I let her. She was very good at giving head and I love it when chicks lick my balls. After a while it was obvious that I was way too drunk to come (tequila seems to do that to me L) so I told her it was ok to stop. She said she was not having any of that and was gonna suck my cock until I came. I was shocked at how dedicated and confident she was! Most women I’ve met would have just stopped. But Tara is not most women I was happy to find out. It was so hot that she cared if I came or not and that she hadn’t gone this far just to stop. So she put a lot more effort into her sucking and licking and I think that combined with how turned on it made me to hear her not take no for an answer (apparently “no means yes” really turns me on) I finally came and when I told her I was going to come she just kept sucking and made me come in her mouth. Man, she is such a turn on to have suck your cock. I was totally impressed by her.
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